Inappropriate Chairs

As an expert on hot celebrities (disclaimer: I'm not- I just tweet about them constantly) I was obviously sent this chair on sale today on Fab.com by multiple friends and people on the Internet who think they know me.

Yes, a chair with Ryan Gosling's face on the seat. Yes, the title of the product being "Sit on my Face Ryan Gosling" with other celebs like George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Katie Holmes (really? Katie?)

This ridiculous thing costs more than $950 retails and $515 on sale at fab.com --- if anyone hears about someone actually buying one I want the story. I also want to know if they bought a set of 4 for the kitchen table.